Need an ego boost? We can't all afford to keep a worshipful assistant on the payroll, but with Bootlicking Toady you're never more than moments away from all the extravagant praise and virtual bowing and scraping you want and, let's face it: DESERVE!
Launch Bootlicking Toady to hear one of 30 randomly selected, over-the-top compliments delivered in the pleasing, resonant voice of a professional voice actor. For example: "Even if you were cloned, you'd still be the better looking one."