You know those annoying business management self-help guides that tell you that you have the power to move mountains just by thinking about it? This isn’t one of them! The Cynical Business Quotes Alexa skill is so jam-packed full of the most hilariously depressing yet realistic quotes about how to survive in the modern world of business, that only somebody who has never had a job before would fail to burst out laughing knowingly! Ask Alexa to give you a Cynical business quote - It's the perfect way to start your day or have a good giggle at some absurd but accurate advice about business. It’s time to enjoy a slice of the miserable truth – if you can handle it!