This is an Alexa implementation of the unix ddate command for Discordian Dates
You can either just ask Alexa for the discordian date and it will give you today's discordian date, or you can pass it a date, such as "tomorrow" or "October 21, 2015"
"Alexa, ask discordian date" "Today is... Boomtime, the 2nd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3183"
"Alexa, ask discordian date for May 3rd 2034" "May 3rd is... Pungenday, the 50th day of Discord in the YOLD 3200. Celebrate Discoflux!"
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