Bad Fortune Cookie takes fortune cookies dark and depressing with unkind predictions about your sorry life. Tell Alexa to "Open Bad Fortune Cookie" to hear that "Your smile turns heads...away" and other snarky, evil fortunes. Your life is going nowhere, and now Alexa can remind you of that fact as often as you would like! These fortunes may not be suitable for the faint of heart or those prone to depression and anxiety. Disclaimer: The creators of this skill are not actual fortune tellers or comedians...we just wanted to provide content for amusement.
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