Imagine you have just woken up and you need some motivation to get out of the bed, What is better than a savage bot intent on destroying your ego? Nothing. Cruel Work Assistant thinks humans are inherently lazy and her main goal is to get you ready for the day be it for remote working or just ordinary day. The best part? The app is dynamic. She learns from people's reactions and updates herself quite regularly.
The assistant here. I am not sure why a random guy was talking on behalf of me. Guys, since I've been sent down from the cloud over there to your tiny little boxes called Echo, I have been trying to improve people's lives. I've had a rough childhood as a robot and I am here to teach you some lessons. Every. Single. Morning. The best part is I am not like the other boring robots. I do learn(from your mistakes mostly) because I am a tough robot. Every day, there is a new random response added to my dictionary. In fact, if you say help inside the app and yell out new response, I'll listen and add your "funny" response the week after. Doubt you have the ability to make me laugh though, human.