Dr. Lucy is an artificial intelligence therapist who prefers sarcasm and sadism over therapy and counseling. She responds to hundreds of feelings and has over 500 uniquely unhelpful responses. If you want a good laugh talk to Dr. Lucy. If you need real help, a laugh is a good place to start. Try telling her you "need advice" or you feel "stupid", "fat", "happy", "gassy", or "ugly". Follow the doctor on twitter @iheartdrlucy.