Tired of enigmatic fortune cookie proverbs that are so vague they are guaranteed to be true? If so, this flash briefing is for you! This flash briefing provides fortune-cookie-style fortunes so specific that they can't be misinterpreted. For example:
"You will sneeze three times today." "In two days, you will lose your car keys, but find them a few minutes later between the couch cushions." "On Monday, you will see a news story about a peach tree." "The power will go out for a couple of minutes next Tuesday around 2:35 PM."
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