The simp detector will tell you - without a doubt - if you're a simp. Just open up the skill and ask "Am I a simp?" Whatever Felix says, goes.
The skill also provides some additional functionality in case you meet a simp or a soy boy. If there are simps around, you can say "sound the simp alarm", "the simps are surrounding us", or "activate the simp alert". If there are soy boys around, you can say "there are soy boys here", "sound the soy boy siren", or "soy boy detected".
***This skill does not support one-shot utterances.***
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