The Spaghettitudes - Flying Spaghetti Monster

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The Spaghettitudes from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Invokes with, "Alexa, open spaghetti blessings."

Blessed are the noodly believers,
for theirs is the tomatoey dominion.

Blessed are they who are pirates,
for they shall sail the meaty ocean in the hereafter.

Blessed are they who take Ramenunnion,
for they partake of the body and blood of our most Holy FSM.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for spaghetti,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the midgits,
for they shall obtain coupons for BOGO spaghetti night.

Blessed are the spaghetti-stained,
for they shall see the Spaghetdeity.

Blessed are the followers,
for they shall be called Pastafarians.

Blessed are they who are persecuted In the name Of Spaghetti,
for theirs is the Pirate Ship of heaven.

-Penne Aldente