Disclaimer: this skill is a prank skill for entertainment purposes only and does not provide actual advice.
C.H.A.D. is an advanced system of coconut computation that intakes data and outputs chill. Because whether you’re recovering from a socially-distanced New Year’s Eve celebration or nine months of Zoom calls, the same rules apply.
To activate C.H.A.D., Alexa users simply state: Alexa, enable Coconut Hangover Device. C.H.A.D. responds with quirky questions and thoughts such as:
"You can’t spell binge without gin. Or whatever it was you put in your body last night."
"How do I work? Esoteric vibe analysis and quantum coconut computing, my friend."
"The best place to start tracing your steps is your camera roll. That could also be the worst place to start."
....And Many More.
“Alexa, ask Coconut Hangover Device to cure my hangover”