I'll cut to the chase. This skill's sole purpose is to emit random fart noises with various commands. There are several ways to make this happen, but all involve using one of our endearing keywords: "fart", "fart now", "pass gas", "rip one", "poop", "fart loudly", etc. As you can see, this skill is only for intellectuals with a penchant for sophistication. Are you up for the challenge?