Error Haiku is here to help you get technologically centered. Let us help you avoid the temptation to throw your non-responding gadget, Wi-fi or computer out of the nearest window.
It's much cheaper than replacing your kit after a fit of tech-pique. Plus you won't need months of therapy.
Be calm. deep breath. Relax. All will be well.
Examples;
"The hard drive earns its living hidden, then silence forever"
"My battery How much more of it remains? life is brief"
"The pavement is unrelenting. So many cracks. A screen."
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