Never be without a snappy excuse for missing work. With this skill you can feel confident you'll be covered with a range of funny, outrageous - and unbelievable - excuses :)
Here's a couple of samples. You're welcome.
"My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up" "I got abducted by aliens last night and this morning i'm feeling a bit spaced out" "I believe in cosmic ordering, and the universe told me to take the day off"
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