In this skill, you'll hear actual sayings that I have harvested over 20 years of attending business meetings and conference calls. Some of them are completely mixed metaphors like, "People that live in glass houses shouldn't point fingers," or "Don't put all your ducks in one basket!"
Others are simply metaphors with the wrong word used, like "The shoe was on the other boot."
And still others are, well, just complete nonsense!
But they all are pretty funny, especially when you take into account that they were uttered by real people in real meetings!
I hope you enjoy hearing these as much as I have enjoyed gathering them. When you need a little chuckle in your day, just say, "Alexa, open Mixed Metaphors" and hear a few of these! They're sure to make you smile!
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